BROUGHT TO YOU BY ONE HOUR HEATING & A/C! (Editor’s note: I’m off next week, so no “HCG” while I’m gone!)
You never know what’s going to break up a marriage. While Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have been airing their dirty laundry ever since they announced their split in 2016, no one could have predicted that feces-flecked sheets may have led to their demise. According to U.K.’s The Mirror, Depp believed that Heard soiled the sheets of their bed in an act of vengeance (he was two hours late to her 30th birthday party), while Heard persists in blaming the mess on her dog. Heard got custody of Boo and their other dog, Pistol, after their divorce was settled in January of 2017.
Angelina Jolie has been ordered to give Brad Pitt more time with their six children, according to The Blast. Until the August 21st court hearing to determine a permanent arrangement, Angie must give her soon-to-be ex-husband at least “four hours every other day on school days and twelve hours every other day on non-school days.” This comes on the heels of the actress claiming in court documents that Brad hasn’t been paying his fair share of child support. Not that she needs the money. Angie just came in second on Forbes‘ list of the year’s highest paid actresses.
But Who Is No. 1? Scarlett Johansson is the top earner, thanks in large part to her unstoppable Marvel alter ego, Black Widow. Between June 1, 2017 and June 1, 2018, the 33-year-old actress pulled in $40.5 million before taxes. Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Lawrence fill out the Top 5.
Julia Louis-Dreyfus is back at work on ‘Veep’ season 7 after cancer treatment: Julia Louis-Dreyfus has returned to work, six months after saying “(Bleep) you” to cancer. The cast and crew shared a series of photos and videos from their first day of filming ‘Veep’’s seventh season.
AND FINALLY, TODAY’S CELEBRITY TWEET OF THE DAY, FROM THE CREATOR OF “HAMILTON”:
Gnight, ya dreamboat.
Now when I call you a dreamboat it’s not to be CUTE, it’s because you are a gliding vessel for your own dreams and desires, so let these words be a lighthouse beam guiding the way.
Also you’re fine as hell, ya dreamboat. Safe voyage, aight?
— Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) August 16, 2018