Hi my name is Stephanie and I am accident prone. I am constantly running into things to the point my husband jokes I need to be wrapped in bubble wrap.
I really DO try to be careful but today I was leaving my house and went to poke my head around into the living room to turn the light off and totally missed going around the wall and RAN MY FACE RIGHT INTO IT!
I was seriously seeing stars before my eyes. So if you see me walking around with a black eye and bruised nose in the next week now you know why.
But I really need a better story than just “I walked into a wall!”