New Invention Helps You Avoid Being Stranded Without TP

Forgot to bring a spare roll of toilet paper to the bathroom? Maybe you live with someone who NEVER replaces the roll when it’s empty? The geniuses at Charmin have created a robot to help us out of a jam, y’all. And this better not be a joke!

The TP droid is operated via bluetooth. No word on when it will be available to the public.

Charmin also debuted two other potty products: one gadget alerts you when the bathroom is no longer stinky and the other is a porta-potty type that includes VR, so you don’t have to miss one moment of whatever event you’re attending because you had to stop and pee. Umm. A little over the top, there…but someone will probably want it. – KW