See, this is why you don’t go exploring in the Ozarks. What’s the spider hunting for, Elk?

Can you imagine walking into this bad boy in the middle of the night while you’re trying to find yourself to civilization? It’s over!. What kind of spider made this beauty? I’m not sure, but I’m sure it wouldn’t feel good if it were to bite you.

Actually, what a piece of art! If this were in an art museum, I wonder what the going rate would be? It definitely looks like Mr. Spider is showing off his wicked web making skills. Still, I would hate to be in the same vicinity of any spider capable of building such a web.

AHHHH, Spydaman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!