Go on, get!

I had a step-uncle for a while who had a pet raccoon. Not even kidding around. How does one take a raccoon as a pet? I’m sure there are a series of shots you have to give the raccoon so you don’t catch rabies when it scratches you with their razor-sharp claws. That raccoon was mean as heck!

Then there’s this guy. Joe Johns was about to go live from The White House when he was visited by some special guests. I’m sure the raccoons were curious looking for food. Then I started thinking, does The White House lawn also act as a home to a bunch of raccoons? The only place you’re going to find raccoons where I come from is up in the mountains.

Check it out!

Protector of the night.
The hero we deserve.
Joe. Johns.

The raccoons never stood a chance. @joejohnscnn pic.twitter.com/ImyBjZXw42

— Omar Jimenez (@OmarJimenez) October 7, 2020