This is a guy who knows how to get things done. Who needs to hire some service to haul off utility poles when you can strap that bad boy to the roof of your Taurus and move it yourself? Not this Florida man!
In all seriousness, the guy is being charged with grand theft for grabbing the pole, strapping it to the hood of his car, and driving it down to the recycling center. Now, unless he was trying to make a buck, I get it, but maybe, just maybe, he was trying to clean up his community. Probably not, but you never know. I like to try and give everyone the benefit of the doubt.
Grand theft seems to a little much. If my granddad was still alive today, this would be him.