I’m beginning to think that the same people behind the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame are the same crazy psychos behind the Toy Hall of Fame. The reason why? It takes a million years for the most obvious toys to make it into the Toy Hall of Fame. I’m sick of it!

For example, the baseball card is finally getting the call. Baseball cards have been out since the 1960s! The 1952 Mickey Mantle is the most valuable card out there, the 52 Mickey Mantle. It’s 2023 and we’re barely talking baseball cards making it into the Toy Hall of Fame. What about Cabbage Patch Kids? People got into fights trying to get their hands on one of these in the 1980s and you mean to tell me that they’re just barely getting into the Toy Hall of Fame. If you forgot about the Cabbage Patch Kids craze, take a look below. The Nerf Ball and the Fisher-Price Corn Pop also got in.

Don’t get me started on the toys that didn’t get enough votes to get in. Actually…we should get into it. How in the world have the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles not made it in? I was there, I saw how we all went nuts!