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This afternoon in Washington, D.C., Kim Kardashian was scheduled to meet with President Donald Trump in the Oval Office. Her goal is to convince the President to embrace prison reform. Her ally will be the President’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner. Kim and Jared have communicated for months through back-channels. They share a passion for altering the United States justice system. Only this year, Kim learned about the plight of 62-year-old great-grandmother Alice Johnson. She’s serving a life sentence without an opportunity for parole. Her crime? A first-time, non-violent drug offense. Kim will ask President Trump to pardon Alice Johnson.
Hold up if you’d heard this one before: a Kardashian-Jenner is dating an NBA player. This time, it’s Kendall Jenner who’s hooked up in recent weeks with Ben Simmons of the Philadelphia 76ers — most likely in the days after his team was eliminated from the NBA playoffs. He flew to Los Angeles for Memorial Day weekend with Kendall. Apparently, her most recent boyfriend, Blake Griffin, got sent to the showers. They cooled off the moment Blake was traded in January to Detroit. If you’ve lost count, Kendall has dated Jordan Clarkson and Blake Griffin. Her sisters either dated or married NBA players Kris Humphries, Lamar Odom, James Harden and Tristan Thompson.
Daniel Craig is back on a James Bond movie set. Though the actor had hinted he was done with the role, he was in Cardona, Spain Tuesday to being production on his fifth turn as 007.
America Ferrera is a mother. The Superstore actress and husband Ryan Piers Williams have welcomed their first child, a son. She broke the news on Instagram, writing, “When 2 becomes 3 … Welcome Sebastian Piers Williams – aka Baz! Mom, Dad and Baby are happy, healthy and totally in love!”
Just hours after apologizing for a tweet which led to ABC cancelling her show, Roseanne Barr fired off a series of tweets late last night and blamed Ambien for the racist joke that led to ABC cancelling her show. Despite saying she was leaving Twitter, Roseanne returned late last night and had plenty to say. She wrote, “Guys I did something unforgivable so do not defend me. It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting-it was memorial day too-i went 2 far & do not want it defended-it was egregious Indefensible. I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please. ty.” She later continued to blame the prescription sleeping pill tweeting, “Not giving excuses for what I did (tweeted) but I’ve done weird stuff while on Ambien – cracked eggs on the wall at 2am etc.”
AND FINALLY, TODAY’S CELEBRITY TWEET OF THE DAY. DO YOU THINK THE WARLOCK IS SERIOUS ABOUT THIS?!?!?
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) May 29, 2018