How long do you think you would last as Beyonce’s assistant before getting fired?

“It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast?”

Now you — like hundreds of thousands of others who already have — can find out how long you would last as Beyonce’s assistant all thanks to a brilliant “choose your own adventure”-style game created by a fan on twitter.

The thread went viral Sunday, even catching the eye of Chrissy Teigen, who herself got fired within three minutes.

I made it 3:03 seconds (longer than I thought actually)