Please, someone, help me!
Famous last words to every father with a two-year-old. You know what they say about karma, right? Here’s the thing, I don’t ever remember being so bad that I deserve this kind of payback from my own children. It’s like I keep on telling you, my son, is super chill. My daughter is super psycho.
If only there was someone who could help. I got it! Mary Poppins can fix anyone. If only she were to come to visit me??? Wishful thinking I suppose. Or is it?