Martha Stewart Jokes She Wants Friends To “Just Die” So She Can Date Their Husbands

Martha Stewart’s dating pool is BONE DRY right now.  The lifestyle mogul appeared on Chelsea Handler’s podcast where she talked about her limited options when it comes to eligible men.

Stewart told Handler, “I had two mad crushes in the last month which is really good for me, but turns out one of them is married to the mother of some friends of mine.  He’s so attractive.”

Martha said she’s never been a homewrecker but “they’re all married to friends of mine or something like that.”

“Well, it’s very difficult because I think there are certain ages we go through where it’s very tempting because you wanna believe that, ‘Oh, maybe this relationship that they’re in is temporary,’” Chelsea replied.

“Or maybe they’ll die. I always think, oh gosh, couldn’t that person just die,” Martha quipped before adding, “Not — not painfully. Just die … but it hasn’t worked out.”

Watch below.

@chelseahandler We’re going to need some men to spice up @Martha Stewart ♬ original sound – Chelsea Handler