Dumb Criminal Report for Friday, January 6th. {Listen}

The Joker in “The Dark Knight” said, the world deserves a better kind of criminal…and I’m going to give it to them. And he did. Nowadays, you got a bunch of jokers who have no idea how to pull off a heist. Which is a good thing, by the way, yeah, a good thing.

In today’s report, we’ve got some burglars who called 911…to get help moving stolen stuff, two arsonists set themselves on fire after pouring gas onto a business, and a teen was anonymously cyberbullied…by her own mother. Have a listen!